I have heard the joke made about how certain groups do everything on one side or the other. Two examples would be that 1)Episcopalians eat, drink, lecture about tolerance, serve soup, and sleep on their left side, and 2) that most Southern Baptists eat, drink(well…scratch that one), preach about personal sin, hand out tracts, and boycott Disney on their right side.
- Lord, make me an instrument of Thy peace;
- where there is hatred, let me sow love;
- where there is injury, pardon;
- where there is doubt, faith;
- where there is despair, hope;
- where there is darkness, light;
- and where there is sadness, joy.
- O Divine Master,
- grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled as to console;
- to be understood, as to understand;
- to be loved, as to love;
- for it is in giving that we receive,
- it is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
- and it is in dying that we are born to Eternal Life.
- Amen.